1. When all he wanted was a lionfish:
2. When he ordered the most Schmidt thing ever:
3. When he was the king of breaking people up:
4. When he discovered Winston was colourblind:
5. When things were looking bleak:
6. When he just couldn’t deal with Nick’s clothes:
7. When he had to put money in the douchebag jar:
8. And then had to do it again:
9. When he had to meet the “new guy”:
10. When he explained his childhood:
11. When he was obsessed with the size of Nick’s penis:
12. And when his own penis had a heart attack:
13. When he tried to get himself a new squeeze:
14. When he got frustrated at Winston’s puzzling:
15. When he had impossibly well-hidden nipples:
16. When he didn’t quite understand English:
17. When he got into parkour:
18. When Nick used his conditioner:
19. When he explained his unique sexual prowess:
20. When he debunked Cece’s theory:
21. And all the times he complained about the people he hates most:
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