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29th Sep 2016

21 moments that prove Schmidt is 100% the best character on New Girl

"Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?"

Alex Finnis

1. When all he wanted was a lionfish:

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2. When he ordered the most Schmidt thing ever:

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3. When he was the king of breaking people up:

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4. When he discovered Winston was colourblind:

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5. When things were looking bleak:

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6. When he just couldn’t deal with Nick’s clothes:

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7. When he had to put money in the douchebag jar:

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8. And then had to do it again:

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9. When he had to meet the “new guy”:

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10. When he explained his childhood:

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11. When he was obsessed with the size of Nick’s penis:

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12. And when his own penis had a heart attack:

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13. When he tried to get himself a new squeeze:

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14. When he got frustrated at Winston’s puzzling:

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15. When he had impossibly well-hidden nipples:

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16. When he didn’t quite understand English:

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17. When he got into parkour:

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18. When Nick used his conditioner:

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19. When he explained his unique sexual prowess:

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20. When he debunked Cece’s theory:

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21. And all the times he complained about the people he hates most:

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New Girl,TV