Stormzy is the best guy ever.
Grime’s new poster boy is not the best guy ever because he managed to coin his very own Nando’s burger, impressive as that is.
Nor is he the best guy ever because he took on Simon Cowell and the X Factor in the Christmas no.1 race with his song, ‘Shut Up’, although we definitely bought it at least three times.
He’s not even the best guy ever because he’s mates with Paul Pogba.
No: while all of the above things endear Stormzy to us no end, the reason Stormzy is the best guy ever is because he’s invited you to Thorpe Park for his birthday.
And you think we’re joking. The London-based MCÂ floated the idea on his Twitter account a few days ago.
Wanna go Thorpe park for my birthday what are you saying
— Stormzy (@stormzy) June 15, 2016
It wasn’t long before followers decided they wanted in.
👀 I'm coming fam
— CRUZ (@ECruzal) June 15, 2016
I'm involved can't lie
— S2 (@SoShanz_) June 15, 2016
I'll come bro, what dates this? 😈
— Deane Sercombe (@DJohn_Sercombe) June 15, 2016
At this point you would have forgiven Stormzy for admitting that he might not have thought this one through. But he wasn’t about to bail on this birthday party. Oh no.
Nah this could actually be so live I'm gassed
— Stormzy (@stormzy) June 15, 2016
😂😂😂 nah I'm genuinely excited fucking heck just bring good vibes and packed lunch and speakers
— Stormzy (@stormzy) June 15, 2016
Realising that the big birthday bash might get a bit pricey, Stormzy wisely decided to haggle for a reduced price from the theme park. And it bloody worked.
Sounds amazing, DM us your details!
— Thorpe Park Official (@THORPEPARK) June 15, 2016
Game on.
Ohhhhhhh shit my gs it's fucking happening get in there boys dming you now 😂💥 https://t.co/A9O9AKZwy0
— Stormzy (@stormzy) June 15, 2016
So it’s official: Stormzy is taking 200-odd fans to Thorpe Park for roller coasters and grime freestyles. We want in.
