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14th Dec 2017

This brilliant fake review for The Last Jedi is going viral (Definitely no spoilers)

Paul Moore

By the beard of a Bantha! We’d definitely watch this.

Holly Willoughby might not have got the message but Star Wars fans will justifiably get angrier than Darth Vader with a hangover if they hear any spoilers ahead of The Last Jedi and rightfully so.

We’re of the opinion that anyone who reveals a spoiler should have their hand sliced off via a lightsaber and then forced to spend an eternity listening to Jar Jar Binks talk.

Yep, we’re colder than Hoth when it comes to scruffy little nerf herders that ruin films for us, but we’re confident in saying that none of this viral ‘review’ actually made it into our take on Rian Johnson’s film.

Disney are planning on releasing a new Star Wars film every year and while they’ve got plenty of stories and characters to choose from, we really hope that they think about making this type of Star Wars film.

Anyone fancy hearing All-Star by Smash Mouth instead of John Williams’ iconic score? The Force is strong with that one.

https://twitter.com/danielwcarlson/status/940588225789341697

If you do get to see The Last Jedi before anyone else, please don’t be ‘that guy’ that ruins it for everyone.

People have been Force-choked for less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwZRFA0cLaM

Clip via – Jeff Adams

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Movies,Star Wars