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22nd Sep 2016

21 times Homer Simpson completely summed up being a man

“I’ve figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats."

Rich Cooper

1. When you weren’t paying attention:

paying attention

 

2. When you try to put flat pack stuff together:

bbq pit

 

3. When you have a shitty job:

half assed

 

4. When you try out giving up the good stuff:

acrbat

 

5. When you go to a public event:

ass of myself

 

6. When you’re wrong but won’t admit it:

facts

 

7. When you and your brain have to work together:

killing you with beer

 

8. When you come to terms with existence:

flanders dead

 

9. When you realise how expensive kids are:

three money

 

10. When you have to deal with your responsibilities:

eight hours tv

 

11. When you have to go somewhere you don’t want to:

back here

 

12. When your well of wisdom has no bottom:

never try

 

13. When you consider your lineage:

children future

 

14. When you try (and fail) to understand women:

nothings wrong

 

15. When you’re facing a challenge in life:

hard to do

 

16. When the weekend is actually the weekend:

fake saturdays

 

17. When shit starts to go down:

cake

 

18. When you look back on your achievements:

507122

 

19. When you get into middle age:

get funky

 

20. When you toast your best friend:

to alcohol

 

21. When anyone ever asks where you’ve been:

pornography

Okay, that one’s only there because it’s the funniest thing Homer ever said, but don’t act like you weren’t just out buying pornography yourself.

Thanks to Frinkiac for the stills.

 

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Topics:

The Simpsons,TV