It’s been another strong month on Twitter. It always is.Â
Amidst a sea of deplorable tweets from the man that is now officially the leader of the free world, Twitter users still somehow managed to retain their sense of humour and provide us all with some very solid lols this month.
Topics covered in January include Trivial Pursuit, Salt Bae, animal cyber bullying, Starbucks vacancies and the official name for large quantities of parmesan.
Here are 28 of the funniest tweets you might’ve scrolled past this month.
1.
Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat pic.twitter.com/lq7wV5s15t
— Connor McLaughlin (@_ConnorM) January 1, 2017
2.
WHAT DO WE WANT?
“SNIPERS!!”
WHEN DO W
— d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) January 1, 2017
3.
DATE: You OK?
ME: Yeah, sure.
DATE: You seem a bit distracted, what are you thinking about?
MY BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/DnAxL8Y6Fo— Brian Lloyd (@BrianMLloyd) January 1, 2017
4.
I could write jokes for 1000 years and never create a sentence funnier than this pic.twitter.com/JCor0vD0oR
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) January 2, 2017
5.
he was ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/iQNVouihCN
— Josh (@shatterfront) January 2, 2017
6.
priest: let us offer each other the sign of peace
crush: peace be with you
me: pls be with me
crush:
priest:
Father:
Son:
Holy Spirit:— ida ? (@idasiasoco) January 3, 2017
7.
Trivial Pursuit makers change all mentions of “km” to “kilometres” as a universal find and change. Can’t see what could go wrong there. pic.twitter.com/956hYeJw3B
— John Lewis (@JohnELewis) January 3, 2017
8.
Steve McFadden aka Phil Mitchell enjoying the sea life at National Sea Life Centre Birmingham. pic.twitter.com/bea6yyALuw
— Birmingham Updates (@BhamUpdates) January 4, 2017
9.
There should be a friendly horn sound in cars so u can be like boop thank u friend
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) January 7, 2017
10.
11.
When someone says “you all” instead of “yall” when addressing a group of people pic.twitter.com/pyzV5a6bsL
— Shaedy (@Shaeebutter) January 11, 2017
12.
Fred flintstone been driving about killie pic.twitter.com/PJbkAvV3gN
— Nick (@WheresMaJaiket) January 12, 2017
13.
who is cyber bullying my son pic.twitter.com/TKapZwHhnN
— heaviside (@estrellitaxvx) January 12, 2017
14.
[first date]
Me: that is hilarious
Date: …
Me: wait, bread or dead?
Date: how would my parents be bread?— David Hughes (@david8hughes) January 14, 2017
15.
Not really how I imagined the second coming pic.twitter.com/dFQe1AlD5l
— ㅤ (@Sturrfridge) January 14, 2017
16.
Looks like Kate decided to deal with cracks in her foundation. pic.twitter.com/5b7v7N9y4G
— Ellen Rose (@icklenellierose) January 15, 2017
17.
How poetry is it? pic.twitter.com/hTpiFwzmBR
— Parker Higgins (@xor) January 17, 2017
18.
Not a single engagement picture I’ve seen in the last two years has moved me as much as this photo of two Komodo dragons on a date. pic.twitter.com/B7C7ORhHY4
— Kate Cunningham (@KateLCunningham) January 17, 2017
19.
Starbucks is hiring squid popes. pic.twitter.com/DfTs2Ku1xA
— Daniel Ralston (@danielralston) January 17, 2017
20.
It’s already been deleted but this tweet should go into the MOMA pic.twitter.com/VT0teXsCoP
— bella vita (@drugproblem) January 18, 2017
21.
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) January 18, 2017
22.
BREAKING: Donald Trump vacates position as US President after 100 students protest in Leeds City Centre
— Joe Hartford (@JoeH_96) January 20, 2017
23.
Creepy as fuck stock footage from Getty Images here. pic.twitter.com/rarfxFPHgT
— Luke Massey (@luke_mas) January 22, 2017
24.
WHY GIVE IT A TWELVE STAR REVIEW IF IT’S BROKEN pic.twitter.com/99dvvbe2Nc
— Louise O’Connor (@oconnola) January 23, 2017
25.
Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it’s a woman.
Guy 2: You can’t see the other hand’s nails. How do we make it clear that it’s a man? pic.twitter.com/wuCHuLWgQQ— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) January 25, 2017
26.
“Would you like a tea? Coffee?
….. Or something stronger?” [winks] pic.twitter.com/T78pJz4tIP
— Rebecca Keane (@rbcakn) January 26, 2017
27.
A group of 24,601 bottles of parmesan cheese is called a Parmesan Valjean
— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) January 26, 2017
28.
https://twitter.com/emmetbroaders/status/826042749459787777
