It was another strong year at Crufts.
The dogs turned up, did their best and all went home with a deep sense of pride. Just kidding, they’re dogs. They have no concept of pride.
For us spectators, it was great to see a televised event that centred solely around doggos. If anything, we need more of it.
The fact is this. Nothing on our screens is better than Crufts. Nothing.
Here’s some of the best dogs that I could find on Getty, even though every single dog at Crufts was the best. This was a difficult task.
Nana (on the right) is a Newfoundland dog, meaning she is both new and has found land
An Irish setter questions how the barista could’ve gotten a soy decaf mocha chai latte so wrong
“Listen to me Deirdre. LISTEN TO ME. YOU MATTER. HE IS BENEATH YOU, MOVE ON AND SHOW HIM WHAT HE’S MISSING OUT”
The three headed dog from Harry Potter made a surprise visit, but he only has two heads now and is white
When your phone dies so you have to wait for it to reboot after you plug it in
tfw you love king charles spaniels
HEYA
L’Oréal, because you’re worth it
“Please don’t make me go back to school again Mum, they’re all knobheads”
They won’t show you this in the mainstream media, but this is what real love looks like
“I let you embroider my name on a tea towel, Tina, now I’d appreciate a bite of that prawn mayo sandwich”
Why does this look like the poster for a David Leitch movie?
Lots going on here, every bit of it a delight
“I’m telling you fellas, bypass the M1 and you’ll do it in three hours, round trip”
How walking feels after you get off the treadmill