What could be more useful than always having a seat?
Lazy louts of the world rejoice, a new invention means you may never have to stand up again: introducing the bean bag onesie.
It’s being sold on ThinkGeek, and the the fleece / bean bag is perfect for anybody who gives minimum fucks about style and maximum fucks about comfort. It currently costs $89.99 – which is £68 in post-Brexit money.
I know what you’re thinking “pretty expensive that” and, yes, it is. But that said, who can really put a price on being able to sit down in comfort at every possible point in your existence.
Can’t find a seat on the tube? Sit that bean bag down. Can’t find a seat at the dinner table? Sit that bean bag down. Can’t find a seat at the pub? Sit that bean bag down.
The world – in terms of always being able to sit down, at least – is your oyster, so long as you’re willing to accept the social stigma that will likely come with looking like an inversely-impregnated alligator.
Yes reader, the future is here and the future is chill as fuck.
