You know the scene; after drinking the pub dry, you hit the club with bags of dutch courage ready to try out your new favourite chat-up line.
And if that bombs, the only thing left is to step it up with your best moves.
This man took on three women in a club in Cardiff, which of course requires something special. And that something special was captured on CCTV.
After not one but two relatively successful squats, the third proved too much and his bowels opened.
Off he scampered, presumably to the gents – with drink still in hand though – never to return.
What is it they say, third time mucky?
H/T The Mirror
