Before he decided to take up terrifying world domination, Donald Trump used to quite enjoy making bizarre cameos in TV and film.
His IMDb page boasts such varied roles as “Donald Trump” (Zoolander), “Donald Trump” (Home Alone 2: Lost in New York) and “Forbes Cover Billionaire” (Horrorween), and it’s without doubt that he is a fantastic actor. The best. He is a great actor.
He also bears claim to the grand honour of being the only President to have ever appeared in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, in which he had to move well outside his comfort zone and assume the role of a rich, fake-tanned businessman named “Donald Trump”.
We don’t know if Neil Hardcastle, a random bloke from Swansea, had this in his mind when he sat down to write a rap about Trump to the tune of the Fresh Prince theme tune, but either way, it’s brilliant.
He starts off:
Now this is a story all about how
The world got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you all about the prick with the ridiculous hair
Before going on to mention how Trump got in a bit of trouble for “groping some pussy outside of the school” and “blaming latins in your neighborhood”, but ends up in the White House anyway, “To sit on my throne as the Prick with the hair.”
Neil’s post is closing in on 100,000 likes and has been shared more than 76,000 times. Not bad for a man who has 359 Facebook friends.
Here’s the full rap, of you couldn’t see it in the original post:
Now this is a story all about how
The world got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you all about the prick with the ridiculous hairI was to a billionaire, born and raised
In the bankruptcy courts I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’, a fool
And all groping some pussy outside of the school
With a couple of guys who were wearing the hood
I started blaming latins in your neighborhood
I dissed this disabled guy, but nobody cared
They said, “He’s movin on the White House, but we’re still not scared.”I whistled for a limo and when it came near
The license plate said “Trump” and it had gold in the mirror
If anything I could say this ride was fine
But I thought, “I’ve got billions”
– “I’m elite, it’s all mine.”I pulled up to the White House at 7 or 8
And I yelled at the driver, “Go home, migrant labor.”
I looked at my kingdom
With the world in despair
To sit on my throne as the Prick with the hair
