“Don’t push that button”
There’s something deeply flawed with the human condition because when we’re strictly told not to do something, we go and do it anyway.
To quote Ray from Ghostbusters, after he accidentally summoned the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to destroy New York City “I couldn’t help it… it just popped in there!. The same logic also applies to Father Dougal when he was told not to press the button on the airplane. Don’t judge him, we know that you would do the same!
Much like our previous journey into the darkest corners of the internet, we’re curious to see how many of you value the purity of your internet browsing records.
Warning: Don’t look up any of these in work!
1) Lemon Party
They seem happy.
2) The Charizard
Your childhood love of Pokemon will be ruined.
3) Goatse
Spreading the love.
4) Thierry Henry handball.
It still hurts.
5) 4 Girls Fingerpaint
Art can be subjective.
6) Eel Girl
Her mam is proud.
7) Fournier
Let NBA star Evan Fournier explain.
By the way, NEVER google my last name. You don't wanna see that. #LT
— Evan Fournier (@EvanFourmizz) February 27, 2014
8) Bertie Ahern or Brian Cowen
We don’t forgive.
9) Calculus bridge
More frightening than any theorem.
10) Ballcuzi
Kinky.
11) Ballerina feet
Mila and Natalie don’t look as pretty now.
12) Ring avulsuion
Never get married.
Be honest, did you Google any of these terms?
