It used to be difficult to accidentally send intimate pictures of yourself to the wrong person.
Back then, you had to take a picture of your junk, get it developed, then either pop it in an envelope with the wrong address on it or physically hand the picture over to someone who wasn’t meant to see it.
“Oh no,” you’d proclaim. “Don’t look at that picture I just put into your hand, t’was never meant for thine eyes!”
Things are different now. It’s never been easier for the wrong person to clasp eyes on your dick and balls, which is exactly what happened to a young man named Chase. His problem? Chase’s girlfriend and sister share the same name: Haley.
In a post on Reddit entitled “My sister and my girlfriend have the same name…” Chase (going by the username PuffDaddyCholo) shared a screenshot of the text conversation between his sister and himself.
Can you smell that? That’s the smell of blind panic. We’re still waiting to hear whether Chase has been seen in daylight yet. Sources suggest he has decided to remain in his room forever.