The Apostles would’ve been heavy users of WhatsApp.
While I’m here, I’m going to go ahead and call bullshit on some blatant lies that are in the Bible. I firmly dispute the following:
- Jesus had twelve close friends when he was in his 30s
- He was able to organise 12 people together to go for dinner on a Thursday night
- They were somehow able to book a table for 13 PEOPLE(!!) on a Thursday night
Regardless, let’s entertain these lies for the sake of what follows.
Here’s what I firmly believe Jesus and The Apostles’ WhatsApp group would’ve looked like.
~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~
~ THE NEXT MORNING ~
~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~
~ AN HOUR LATER ~
~ 3 DAYS LATER ~
