His body is ready, he likes turtles and all it takes to turn him on is a good hug – this could be the best dating profile ever.
The fact he has TWO thumbs will definitely prepare him well for the onslaught of lady callers.
Writer, known on Twitter as Technically Ron let Google autocomplete run wild in order to create this dating profile:
I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever pic.twitter.com/DyspovLr3t
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) January 21, 2016
Once the tweet picked up speed, he was quick to offer his services…
I am available to write your dating profile for you if you require it. I charge £5000 an hour.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) January 21, 2016
