Were you the sort of person that used to drive around safely on Grand Theft Auto? It’s ok. We don’t judge here.
After the moderate success of last week’s Playstation 1 quiz I had to take some time away not only to gather myself, but to come up with a long-awaited sequel. Logically, where I could I go from here? Realistically, what quiz could I possibly do next? It seemed as though all my options had been exhausted and that there were simply no remaining avenues left for me to explore.
And then it hit me. Welcome to my tricky second album: the Playstation 2 game picture quiz thing.
As always, full marks = 1 respect, redeemable at all major supermarkets except for Waitrose.
Getting absolutely leathered for going into the girl's toilets. How it should be.
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The only way to effectively commute in the snow: whack out the crossbow
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Nice looking citadel this. Would be a shame if someone were to shoot it to pieces. A real shame.
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Drift Kings only.
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Easy intro level? Yeah. Easy intro level.
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Running across a pointlessly long bridge: the best part of any gaming experience
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Name a single bad game that involves a flamethrower. Name one. I'm waiting.
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The OG vehicle. If you know, you know
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Should I just bash this man around the head with a sledgehammer or should I try and resolve our differences through the non-violent means of verbal communication?
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"But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure. Live too bloody fast sometimes. But die young? Die old."
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Fucked it mate, haven't you? Promised your wife you'd be home by 7. She's doing a casserole especially.
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Two very different facial expressions going on here
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Let him die, Aragorn, honestly. He's not worth it. Another 43 Uruk-hai to kill? Fuck that mate. Go home.
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Yes that is the rapper Xzibit, in virtual form, beating someone up for wearing jean shorts.
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Guards looking for a 'suspicious bald person'? Why is being bald relevant? Surely that is superfluous information. That is bullying, actually.
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Everyone's favourite track this, with complete right angle turn onto the longest straight in the entire world
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Do I know what is happening in this screenshot? No. No I do not.
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To the big green fella: I have a question. *points at his feet* WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEEEEEEE
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There is absolutely no way that you wouldn't die in this situation. No way at all.
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This is the greatest game of all time and I won't hear otherwise
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No sorry this is actually the greatest game of all time and I won't hear otherwise
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That shirt. Iconic. Starfish Island. Iconic. The music. No words.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Getting absolutely leathered for going into the girl's toilets. How it should be.
Correct!
Wrong!
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The only way to effectively commute in the snow: whack out the crossbow
Correct!
Wrong!
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Nice looking citadel this. Would be a shame if someone were to shoot it to pieces. A real shame.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Drift Kings only.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Easy intro level? Yeah. Easy intro level.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Running across a pointlessly long bridge: the best part of any gaming experience
Correct!
Wrong!
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Name a single bad game that involves a flamethrower. Name one. I'm waiting.
Correct!
Wrong!
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The OG vehicle. If you know, you know
Correct!
Wrong!
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Should I just bash this man around the head with a sledgehammer or should I try and resolve our differences through the non-violent means of verbal communication?
Correct!
Wrong!
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"But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure. Live too bloody fast sometimes. But die young? Die old."
Correct!
Wrong!
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Fucked it mate, haven't you? Promised your wife you'd be home by 7. She's doing a casserole especially.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Two very different facial expressions going on here
Correct!
Wrong!
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Let him die, Aragorn, honestly. He's not worth it. Another 43 Uruk-hai to kill? Fuck that mate. Go home.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Yes that is the rapper Xzibit, in virtual form, beating someone up for wearing jean shorts.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Guards looking for a 'suspicious bald person'? Why is being bald relevant? Surely that is superfluous information. That is bullying, actually.
Correct!
Wrong!
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Everyone's favourite track this, with complete right angle turn onto the longest straight in the entire world
Correct!
Wrong!
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Do I know what is happening in this screenshot? No. No I do not.
Correct!
Wrong!
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To the big green fella: I have a question. *points at his feet* WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEEEEEEE
Correct!
Wrong!
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There is absolutely no way that you wouldn't die in this situation. No way at all.
Correct!
Wrong!
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This is the greatest game of all time and I won't hear otherwise
Correct!
Wrong!
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No sorry this is actually the greatest game of all time and I won't hear otherwise
Correct!
Wrong!
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That shirt. Iconic. Starfish Island. Iconic. The music. No words.
Correct!
Wrong!
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