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Elon Musk shocked the entire world to its very core by unleashing a new car last night. It’s called the Roadster and my motoring expert opinion is that it looks very nice.
But also, we get it. Tesla are making cool cars that are good for the environment. That’s the gimmick. But I want more.
What if they made a car that dogs could drive? That’s where I want to see 2018 going.
Dogs need to travel just as much as the rest of us. They’ve got errands they need to do, people to see, jobs to attend and areas far away to soil.
Picture this: The new Tesla Roadster, but for dogs.
Kevin is a journalist. He drives his Tesla all over the country in his quest to finally find out who’s a good boy. Although he sometimes gets distracted when the windows are open, he can shove his head out into the fresh air whizzing past, safe in the knowledge that this self-driving car will get him from A to B without any danger.
Nancy is a nurse and a mother of two. The spacious Tesla Roadster gets her to and from work, as well as dropping the kids off to school. Her weakness is a soy decaf latte every morning, which she can comfortably rest in one the Tesla Roaster’s EIGHT cupholders, two of which are heated and specially adapted for dog paws.
Nick is a speed hound, always has been. His Tesla allows him to drive quickly and safely, whilst also looking after the environment. Seat belts are a thing of the past when you’ve got mother nature on your side. It’s spacious too, allowing Nick to bring his 100 siblings along for a ride whenever they’re in town.
Tina just passed her driving test and she can’t wait to go shopping with the girls. Her parents gifted her a brand new Tesla Roadster and a slightly bigger handful of dog food than normal to celebrate such a wondrous accomplishment. Tina plans on adding some furry dice to her new set of wheels, and taking her crush Bobby for a spin as well!
Since this photograph was taken, Trudy was banned from driving for seven years, but that doesn’t stop her from being a passenger in one of the most stylish cars around. She’s an investment banker and the only pound she’s seen is the one she’ll turn into several more for you. Call 555-DOGBANKER for a free no obligation quote.
Tim and Jessica are a newlywed couple that crave adventure. They treated themselves to the Tesla Roadster as a wedding gift to each other, to mark their commitments not to sniff anyone else’s buttholes except each others’ for the rest of their lives. And they say romance is dead! <3
As you can see, the new Tesla Roaster has it all. Buy one for your dog today and he/she will love you forever. Buy two for your dog today and he/she will love you even in the afterlife.
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