The era of the caveman is over.
What on earth did we do with our lives before zlaaatan.com? It doesn’t bear thinking about.
We can now rejoice, however, after Sweden’s favourite son was recognised by the good folk at SweetPop who have devised this wonderfully unnecessary homage to the Paris Saint-Germain striker.
Zlaaatan.com is linked to Google, it works the same as Google but it just…Zlatanifies (it’s a word, Zlatan it) your search.
“Our search engine is linked to Google but all searches are Zlatan-related,” said SweetPop creative director Andreas Killander as he announced the end of the dark age.
“If you type Ferrari you find information on the Ferrari Zlatan. If you are looking for a recipe, you have Zlatan Burger!
“Zlatan is an idol. He is known to the world, which is why we chose him.
“We did not ask him for his permission, but we hope that he will see it as a fun experience.”