1. Ladies having a classy day out at the races
Photo: @davidhoyland
2. Signs actually written in the Scouse tongue
Photo: @elishiaahaydn
3. Street performers doing headstands in buckets
Photo: @adamleighton97
Apparently his name is Andy.
4. Ladies going to the football with their rollers in
Photo: @elkenzo1980
5. Dogs riding in prams while kids get shoved underneath
Photo: @Jimwrighty
6. Dick-shaped lollies discarded on the floors of busses
Photo: @_JamesLee
7. Local lads enjoying the great Liverpool outdoors
Photo: @claire30welch
8. Old ladies sitting in the kiddies’ seat of shopping trolleys
Photo: @BlackleyHeather
9. Supermarkets stocking up with fake eyelashes before everything else
Tesco Express has its priorities right,no newspaper or veg but plenty of eyelashes #scousebirds #onlyinliverpool pic.twitter.com/dWqUy9IJ8l
— Clare Angela O'Brien (@ClareAOB) December 5, 2013
10. Blokes fishing in city drains, whiling the hours away
Photo: @sophierandell
11. Range Rovers endorsing the local drinking house
Photo: @LaurasBakery
12. Benches warning you not to read The S*n here or anywhere else
Photo: @andrewgunningha
Not that ridiculous, tbh.
13. Buskers using Guitar Hero to ply their trade
Photo: @SDavis_91
14. Ladies getting fed up with the queue and nipping into the gents
Photo: @wilkie_thomas
15. Grit boxes filled with something other than grit, apparently
Photo: @jameskerry28
16. Shops making one thing absolutely crystal clear
Photo: @emmarosecurran
17. Ridiculously high heels being abandoned after long nights out
Photo: @DanIndeed
18. People reviewing their Purple Aki experiences
Photo: @hardmanlfc
19. Child mannequins being made up in the local fashion
Photo: @3Dcupcake
20. Greengrocers who don’t have a clue but know an opportunity when they see it
Photo: @UniRabbi
21. Nightclubs with dress codes – dress codes, would you believe!
Photo: @KierraLiew
22. Criminals going from the streets to the main stage
Photo: @fatubasticus
Seems inappropriate, but the public wants what the public wants.
23. And the best ‘your mum’ insults in the North West
Photo: @THEJAMes77
No smoke without fire.
