It’s going to be an insufferable day for all involved.
Particularly around Christmas, the New Year, birthdays, Easter and Valentine’s Day, Twitter can make you strongly contemplate downing a bottle of festive bleach for breakfast.
The corporate world drafts in countless ‘experts’ to devise the most side-splitting social strategies the world has ever seen, while our beloved celebrities grill their interns to the bone to work out how their Twitter presence can become extremely relatable and written about in online publications all day long.
It’s sure to be a day where the mute feature comes in handy.
Here’s what you can expect to see on your Twitter timeline next Wednesday.
Everyone will hop on the corporate gravy train for the day
Someone will try to start a fight
Ultimately, everyone just wants to subliminally promote their personal brand
The professional fantasy boyfriends will inevitably chip in with their two cents
The notoriously private and reserved celebrities will remain exactly that
Finally, the undisputed king of Twitter will undoubtedly floor us with his revolutionary sense of humour
