It’s Nick’s birthday, everyone!
Happy birthday, mate. We’ve never met and we don’t know you, but it’s your day to feel special. What better way to celebrate your birthday than with a few bevvies down the boozer?
The true beauty of birthday booze, though, is that other people should be buying it for you – you don’t buy your own pints on your birthday. It’s just sacrilege. Right, Nick?
Now wait a minute. Let’s go one further. It doesn’t just have to be your mates getting your rounds in. Thanks to the Wetherspoons app, total strangers could send you drinks, if they wanted to. If only there was some way of communicating your table number to the masses…
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910507996593246208
Oh hello, there. Table 67 you say?
So here’s what happened: Nick’s mate Rory posted a picture of Nick, inviting randomers to send him a birthday beverage via the Wetherspoons app. Ingenious! But would it actually work? In a sense, yes. In another sense, no no no no no no no no.
Okay, things didn’t get off to the best start.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910510443789242369
Milk? Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910512274514857986
Jesus H. Christ.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910514491816857601
Well, that’s not a drink, but at least it’s nice.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910516022607785986
Now we’re on the right path!
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910517148073816064
FFS. Guys…
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910519338742042624
You’d better believe they’re going to eat it though.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910522495517827072
What. A Combo.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910525169160114177
Mmmm, delicious.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910527379726045184
Happy birthday, Nick. Enjoy yourself.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910530293366509568
That’s enough fun now. Stop sending Nick drinks.
https://twitter.com/RoryMeep/status/910526106352197632
