Anyone for bacon?
1,000 years from now, anthropologists will be examining the reasons why mankind no longer has the ability to verbally express their thoughts to one another. This report will probably end in a sad face emoji.
Emojis – otherwise known as the enemy of increased verbal dexterity to frustrated English teachers everywhere – show absolutely no signs of slowing down and the Unicode Consortium have just approved a new batch of 74 to be released later this year.
While emojis represent a very literal kick to the balls of syntax, there’s a new bacon one that’s coming. Bacon makes everything ok.
Take a look at what’s in store.

Here’s what all you emoji lovers can play with.
Drooling Face
Shallow Pan Of Food
Tumbler Glass
Shrimp
Squid
Raised Back Of Hand

Nauseated Face
Left-Facing Fist
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
Face With Cowboy Hat
Clown Face

Lying Face
Cucumber
Mother Christmas
Face Palm
Eagle

Shark
Shrug
Owl
Duck

Carrot
Potato
Right-Facing Fist
Scooter
Bacon

Avocado
Octagonal Sign
Croissant
Motor Scooter
Pregnant Woman
Bat

Wilted Flower
Fox Face
Handshake
Man In Tuxedo
Man Dancing

Black Heart
Fencer
Canoe
Green Salad
Gorilla

Goal Net
Egg
Shopping Trolley
Person Doing Cartwheel
Water Polo
Sneezing Face

Second Place Medal
Lizard
Modern Pentathlon
Peanuts
Boxing Glove

Drum With Drumsticks
Deer
Third Place Medal
Spoon
First Place Medal

Baguette Bread
Rifle
Martial Arts Uniform
Stuffed Flatbread
Wrestlers

Kiwifruit
Butterfly
Rhinoceros
Pancakes
Handball
Glass of Milk

Juggling
Selfie
Call Me Hand
Clinking Glasses
Hand With Index And Middle Fingers Crossed
Prince

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