Remind us never to invite Harry Kane out for a night with the boys.
The Spurs and England striker isn’t much of a clubber, or so he told Esquire magazine.
While other young footballers are out ballooning ‘hippy crack’ or causing a diplomatic incident in Thailand, Harry is happy to be tucked up at home.
He told Esquire he would much rather go walking with his two Labradors or grill meat: “If I need to relax, I take them both (dogs) out for a walk, or I play a round of golf. I can’t remember the last time I went to a club.
“Obviously, everyone’s different, but I love just settling down and having a barbecue with my friends at the house.”
At least he avoids the tabloids.