1. The case of too many Daves:
https://twitter.com/evegordon1/status/780814368342675456
2. This incredibly rare photograph:
https://twitter.com/Sonikku_a/status/781469409281921024
3. Ed’s Chris Kamara moment:
https://twitter.com/RussellSFC/status/746130034012852225
4. Scooby’s true identity:
https://twitter.com/glizziemcguire/status/786337500486897664
5. The truth about Facebook:
FACEBOOK: hey remember how you were engaged two years ago
ME: no thanks
FACEBOOK: your friend's racist
ME: ugh
FACEBOOK: buy something bitch— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 30, 2016
6. Good first impressions: https://twitter.com/biebergirl5ever/status/776509580725587973
7. This crushing piece of news:
CAN YOU JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING pic.twitter.com/cVDQgKVkxT
— derek.eth (@ProdigyNelson) October 13, 2016
8. SuperDuck:
How fast was this duck going? pic.twitter.com/ddjBc0VnHZ
— Scoots 🏴🦡🦡🐈⬛ (@scootertooter7) September 2, 2016
9. The three most relatable wishes:
Genie: 1st wish
ME: I wish for a pen
G: #2
M: another pen
G: wtf
M: I already lost the 1st pen
G: and ur 3rd
M: ur not going to believe this— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 20, 2016
10. This most genuine of Ralph Lauren polos:
y'all. pic.twitter.com/Ch9CbRChRH
— Terrico Martinez (@TheBuie) October 5, 2016
11. Doggy Pope:
My mom decided to buy a pope costume for the dog 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5QgRKHJ3OG
— kimchi 🐉 (@PandaKushh) October 15, 2016
12. This “real project”:
https://twitter.com/pillowfort/status/783336429548101633
13. Psyduck’s Evanescence moment:
14. The world’s worst plumber:
15. This kid’s masterful pitch:
https://twitter.com/niallexplicit/status/766768032827879424
16. That heart-stopping moment:
https://twitter.com/HugoRivera___/status/783025534305304576
17. This tragic loss:
My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2016
18. Catinho:
Why does this cat look like he just hit the cleanest freekick of the season 😂 pic.twitter.com/xYe4rzr8t8
— KingMusa (@Darkseidisnt) August 31, 2016
19. The experience of a lifetime:
20. Hillary’s Michael Scott moment:
21. Drunk texting Gatwick Airport:
https://twitter.com/annievicvic/status/780884748205977600
22. God’s master plan:
GOD: They scared enough?
ANGEL: Not yet
GOD: You got Trump running?
ANGEL: Yup
GOD: Hurricane?
ANGEL: Yup
GOD: Ok, send in the clowns.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) October 8, 2016
23. This huge, tiny mistake:
Don't ask me how this happened I hate myself too pic.twitter.com/m1G8TBx0z6
— demon lord dante 😈 (@goth_cakes) October 6, 2016
24. This good point, well made:
It's not a baby then is it pic.twitter.com/0Rh4nWXELZ
— JB™️ (@gunnerpunner) October 10, 2016
25. Prada’s awful new fragrance:
Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever. pic.twitter.com/9dSIMx3MWf
— Joe Harland (@TheJoeHarland) October 8, 2016
26. The real-life sitcom:
friend: how are things?
me: things are good!
narrator: things were not good
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) August 25, 2016
