LOL, ROFL, LMAO, etc.
Folks, may I extend my warmest and most sincere congratulations to everyone on Twitter because it appears that we have collectively knocked it out of the park yet again this month.
The discourse was alight with banter, covering topics such as potential WhatsApp charges, job interview techniques, adults having favourite kitchen utensils and the difference between stalagmites and stalactites.
Evidently, it’s been another stellar month for #content, so let’s keep the momentum up and really smash all of our Q2 targets in June.
Here’s 20 tweets that made us LOL, ROLF and even LMAO this month.
1.
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the pic.twitter.com/vNmX3uFxrV— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) May 1, 2018
2.
It should cost £100 to start a Whatsapp group.
— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) May 2, 2018
3.
*first date*
Guy: I like a girl who's good with money
Me: the city will bury you for FREE if they can't identify your body
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) May 8, 2018
4.
Thought they were called Andy and Jamie? pic.twitter.com/EOGs9F7x02
— callum tyler (@callum_t__) May 10, 2018
5.
https://twitter.com/ryguyguyry/status/998004097268797442
6.
[at job interview]
Interviewer: You’re an amazing candidate & I think you’d be a great addition to our company but I found your Twitter.
Me: I be fooling!
Interviewer: Bitch! You really do! And I was so dead! Welcome to the company 😩
— D.A.R.E Capo (@YungYinkv) May 18, 2018
7.
You know what would be great? The BBC should televise someone's wedding every Saturday. "And here's Kerry, arriving at the registry office in her father's mondeo. Unfortunately her sister is unable to attend today due to what Rachel said about our Steve at Julie's christening."
— @samanthalf.bsky.social or @mastodon.social (@samanthahalf) May 19, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/dysondoc/status/998094024715259904
9.
ACTUALLY CANNOT BREATHE pic.twitter.com/cB8DzjfTKU
— G (@oneofthosefaces) May 29, 2018
10.
The easiest way for me to remember the difference between stalactites & stalagmites is that stalacTITES hold TIGHT to the ceiling & stalagMITES killed my dad
— dick snickers (@smithsara79) May 28, 2018
11.
Will be forever blown away by the comedic heavy lifting being done by the two commas in this song title pic.twitter.com/0LHNZ8wifx
— Zach Dunn (@zachbdunn) May 28, 2018
12.
Sometimes I’ll stick a couple of Tunnock’s Tea Cake wrappers on the bonnet of my car to trick people into thinking I’m the Emperor of Japan on a state visit pic.twitter.com/6deLlbFURl
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 30, 2018
13.
https://twitter.com/JamieClay_/status/1001543484233351168
14.
Runners that carry on jogging on the spot when they get to a crossing are the people that helped Jamie Oliver get turkey twizzlers banned and people we do not need roaming our streets
— Sophie Thompson (@sophxthompson) May 28, 2018
15.
https://twitter.com/raegul/status/992007685104074752?tfw_creator=jamiedmj&tfw_site=BuzzFeedUK&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fjamiejones%2Fthe-funniest-british-tweets-from-may-2018
16.
*hiding Waldo's ashes* it's what he would have wanted
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) May 4, 2018
17.
Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite spatula now.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 22, 2018
18.
I’m just a girl
Sitting in front of a computer
Holding a phone
Which is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of.
— Allison Tolman (@Allison_Tolman) May 24, 2018
19.
lol somebody was screaming into their phone on the street and I made eye contact with them as I walked by and then they shouted “and now I got this crooked eyed motherfucker looking at me!”
— Branson Reese (@bransonreese) May 4, 2018
20.
The road trip ruiner has logged on pic.twitter.com/Lj8ZzcYWPM
— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) May 1, 2018
Check out previous months’ best tweets:
