There he is!!!!1!!1!11!1!!11!
August was another strong month on Twitter, so we’d like to extend a hearty congratulations to everyone involved in producing some of the funniest tweets the world has ever seen.
Users covered topics such as Enya’s prowess, restaurants’ hospitality towards crabs, Super Mario’s inevitable arrest, salads for blokes, the practicality of cracking your fingers and much more.
As we’ve learned, it’s physically impossible to keep tabs on all things at all times. Inevitably, some solid gold Twitter content is going to slip through your grasp every month.
Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Here’s 30 of the funniest tweets you might’ve scrolled past, you ungrateful son of a gun.
1.
Man seeking:
⚪️ Woman
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Nonbinary Partner
🔘 Someone to sing the main part of Super Trouper while I sing the low “Su-p-per trou-p-per”
— isaiah! (@apathyart) August 1, 2018
2.
Love Enya pic.twitter.com/XJfmm4TdfC
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 1, 2018
3.
Just realised the opposite of Alec Baldwin is Alec Hairloss
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) August 2, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/YungShitgrinder/status/1025435927903182849
5.
https://twitter.com/writterxem/status/1024803310879088640
6.
https://twitter.com/ryliecomrie_/status/1026613880569516032
7.
Hey @Apple THIS is what people want pic.twitter.com/Gk9ciPLt2C
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) August 11, 2018
8.
white guy seeing a coworker for the first time that day: there he is
— old tom (@YuckyTom) August 11, 2018
9.
Somebody waited their whole life to write this serial number pic.twitter.com/WxnKJwVbHw
— WendigoPBFox (@tmaxxnc) August 14, 2018
10.
https://twitter.com/LlamaInaTux/status/1029842241521471489
11.
CHOO-CHOO! pic.twitter.com/7P1C27Utro
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) August 16, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/Barknado69/status/1030470712866353154
13.
https://twitter.com/bdxvies/status/1030450236823625728
14.
when I find myself in times of trouble
brother Mario comes to me
speaking words of wisdom "it's a me"— Elle Has Cats (and ADHD) (@ellle_em) August 18, 2018
15.
We make out like Fireman Sam is a hero but he is an absolute hack. Only about 25 people live in Pontypandy and they are setting fire to something EVERY SINGLE DAY.
EDUCATE THEM SAM. GO BEYOND THE HOSE.
— Laura (@fairycakes) August 15, 2018
16.
<Mario calling his Mum from jail>
MUM: Who is this?
MARIO: It's a me! Mario!
MUM: Oh! What's up sweetie?
MARIO: I am arrested!
MUM: Oh good. I slept well too.
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) August 21, 2018
17.
honestly I just made this and I feel bad pic.twitter.com/QxCMZIpvFn
— toni collette stan account (@HarryPhillips15) August 20, 2018
18.
the hot water takes a little longer to come out cause they have to slice up the jalapenos and put them in the pipes
— phil (@PhilJamesson) August 20, 2018
19.
Ahh so that’s her surname pic.twitter.com/7ravym6oZD
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) August 25, 2018
20.
bloke salad, for blokes pic.twitter.com/r46QudvLk6
— Kojaque (@kojaque) August 26, 2018
21.
an angel’s hair…… a demon’s touch…. pic.twitter.com/i9tyYLSdfa
— mailer daemon albarn (@COOL_GHOUL_) August 27, 2018
22.
https://twitter.com/AndrewChamings/status/1034499162123862016
23.
https://twitter.com/tyreksh/status/1034517843243454464
24.
https://twitter.com/dgahk/status/1035219195510833152
25.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1035421444472066048
26.
https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/1033008843293446144
27.
https://twitter.com/sadieannerue/status/1033209288188153857
28.
[bee date]
Boy bee: you look nice
Girl bee: thanks you too
Boy bee: your knees in particular are just outstanding
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) August 28, 2018
29.
well I'm certainly glad THIS exists pic.twitter.com/4jtB4w8Mrd
— kat (@katmsinclair) August 23, 2018
30.
My cat was drinking Otis’ water and he looked up at me like he was in an episode of The Office lmao pic.twitter.com/hYqzoNKMiW
— Sam (@samanthughhh) August 26, 2018
