These are just TOO brilliant.
While it’s definitely more than true that kids say the funniest things, it’s in the earlier stages of childhood that kids are their most blunt and funniest.
Shows like Outnumbered and My Family show the innocence of young kids perfectly and their hilarious no-holds-barred attitude to life and saying what they think.
One dad who seems to have kids just like the cheeky Karen Brockman from Outnumbered is comedy writer James Breakwell.
I bought a gate so tall my 1-year-old could never get over it.
But where there's a toddler, there's a way. pic.twitter.com/sC22yEXSZf
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 1, 2017
James is a father to four children, four girls all under the age of 6 which means that they’re going to be at the age where they are the most hilarious
James keeps his followers updated with his daughters’ hilarious put-downs and sarcastic comments on his Twitter account, where anyone who has kids or even knows toddlers will be able to identify with the quips taken from his daughters.
4-year-old: When I was 3, I only liked toys.
Me: What do you like now?
4: Toys and food.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 26, 2017
4-year-old: *puts on one white shoe and one brown shoe*
Me: You can't wear two different shoes.
4: I have two different feet.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 26, 2017
4-year-old: Why do you read the news?
Me: I want to know about the world.
4: Why?
Me: We live there.
4: We should live somewhere else.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 24, 2017
4-year-old: If I marry a prince, do I have to be a princess?
Me: What do you want to be?
4: A Ninja Turtle.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 23, 2017
Me: You wet your pants.
2-year-old: Nope.
Me: Then who did it?
2: The pig.
The plot thickens.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2017
[looking at a dozen eggs]
4-year-old: Are there any baby chickens?
Me: I promise they're all chicken-free.
4: What about dragons?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 20, 2017
4-year-old: Why do all those people have their pictures in the newspaper?
Me: They died.
4: *whispering* It’s full of ghosts.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2017
2-year-old: *cries on the toilet*
Me: What's wrong?
2: Poop wants to come out.
Me: So let it.
2: No. It makes me sad.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 17, 2017
Feature: James Breakwell / Tuomas Puikkonen
