September, am I right?
It was another strong month on Twitter, where users managed to surpass themselves by producing some of the funniest tweets the world has ever seen.
Topics covered this month included funeral specifications, office card signing etiquette, the complexities of Alan Carr’s name, saving money on therapy and also moths, just so many tweets about moths.
Yet again, it has been proven beyond reasonable doubt that the funniest people in the world aren’t headlining comedy clubs, writing for TV sitcoms or even working in corporate social media, no, they are lurking on Twitter right where they belong.
Here’s 35 of the funniest tweets you might’ve scrolled past in September.
1.
It’s amazing that in 2008 both of these films were contenders for Best Picture pic.twitter.com/lA1Dgsr5Tq
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 2, 2018
2.
what is a meat pumpkin spice latte. i will eat it i don’t care pic.twitter.com/G6Hyl0riXX
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) September 5, 2018
3.
you've heard of jorts
are you ready for jairs pic.twitter.com/9PqmwRRfYK— 🐶 Doggirl Harry du Bois 🐺 (@doggy_dyke) September 5, 2018
4.
Face down, ass up, that's the way I want my open casket funeral
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 5, 2018
5.
Sounds suspiciously like the kind of thing someone would say if they DID have giant wind turbines… pic.twitter.com/y5XJW8iN9C
— Ben (@0point5twins) September 6, 2018
6.
Imagine the tragedy if Sean Connery’s kink was to get women to sit on his face, but he was too scared to ask 😩
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 5, 2018
7.
I dressed as a chimp for 4 years to win a woman's heart. Eventually I realized that disguising myself was a breech of trust and revealing myself would be a betrayal. I stayed a chimp 3 more years, contributing to important data she was collecting. I realize now I sullied that too
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) September 7, 2018
8.
https://twitter.com/mrjohndarby/status/1038557758243696640
9.
https://twitter.com/amateuradam/status/1038920872575344641
10.
I've worked in an office for three days and it seems 80% of it is badly hiding signed birthday cards from someone that obviously knows its happening
— Heddy Tall (@TheodorHall) September 12, 2018
11.
https://twitter.com/catstronomical/status/1039662234480386049
12.
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1042802275146706948
13.
https://twitter.com/dgahk/status/1042896867489669120
14.
I think it's sweet that Stormy Daniel's first pet was called Stormy.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 19, 2018
15.
l’m canceling therapy so i can spend one hour every week listening to the climb by miley cyrus and achieve exactly the same results
— #Stop Cop City (@stop_sweeps_atx) September 10, 2018
16.
My dog Philby has to take allergy meds everyday but he doesn’t need to know that. pic.twitter.com/5oFUVCb5bG
— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) September 21, 2018
17.
curry to tupperware pic.twitter.com/pnZudr1YCE
— . (@jaboukie) September 22, 2018
18.
zendaya is meechee pic.twitter.com/zE6rXniAnQ
— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) September 23, 2018
19.
what is chMEch? pic.twitter.com/cETyUigNnZ
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) September 24, 2018
20.
Did you guess right? pic.twitter.com/zpMrUsRXmU
— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) September 24, 2018
21.
https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1044246387397971968
22.
— Better Captions (@better_captions) September 23, 2018
23.
https://twitter.com/fvmero/status/1044327181386743808
24.
Shrek was a movie, Shrek 2 was a film.
— well sorta kinda (@RosieOSeannell) September 25, 2018
25.
— hahahahahh (@PudgesMemeStash) September 26, 2018
26.
Me: My eyes are up here
Picasso: I disagree
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) September 26, 2018
27.
when you do all the work in a group project pic.twitter.com/P9TMk9f6R7
— Derek (@DirkVanBryn) September 26, 2018
28.
moths only want one thing and its disgusting pic.twitter.com/7J9jX8VlmX
— soph (@onewallhouse) September 26, 2018
29.
It’s been 21 years and I still don’t know what Robbie Williams is loving angels instead of
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) September 28, 2018
30.
Genie – “you seem disappointed?”
Moth – “yeah…the lamp isn’t, You know what never mind”— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) September 28, 2018
31.
*Neil deGrasse Tyson angrily walking out of A Star is Born*
— Robby Slowik (@RobbySlowik) September 30, 2018
32.
https://twitter.com/aidachavez/status/1045468565787332608
33.
Just found out I have missed a lot of big important fight scenes in movies because I alway turn off my TV when someone says “This ends now.”
— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) September 29, 2018
34.
[slips the DJ $20] Do you have any podcasts
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) September 23, 2018
35.
Me during a home invasion when the burglar tells me he hasn’t seen the trailer for A Star is Born pic.twitter.com/FbfDeDLxsl
— Russell (@RussellFalcon) September 19, 2018
