God bless you, Wetherspoons.
From your reasonably priced beer, long opening hours and at-times-impossibly-sticky floors, your presence in British town and city centres undoubtedly makes this country a far, far better place. Sincerely – thank you for that…
In fact, it was only months ago that we took an in-depth look at 21 things that made the much-loved pub chain truly unique. From discarded positive pregnancy kits to Superman taking a shit in one of its toilets, the list we assembled really was quite magnificent. It even featured a man dressed in a jacket made entirely of beer mats and someone wearing a seven-foot penis outfit, too.
But don’t be fooled, ladies and gentlemen. Just because it’s perfectly fine to walk around Spoons dressed as a giant dick, this does not mean that the company have failed to provide a strict dress code for all its customers to adhere to. Not at all.
Thankfully, a tweet from Mark Wilding has flagged up how people are expected to dress when visiting a Wetherspoons.
Trainers aren’t a problem. Neither are jeans. As we’ve already mentioned, phallic costumes are absolutely fine, too. In fact, customers can wear whatever the fuck they like, so long as they wear something.
https://twitter.com/mark_wilding/status/880448624773222400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fmetro.co.uk%2F2017%2F06%2F30%2Fjust-so-you-know-wetherspoons-does-in-fact-have-a-dress-code-6746514%2F
As we said in the opening line, God bless you Wetherspoons.
