There are many ways to skin a cat
Particularly if that cat is a leaflet from the Brexit party.
The European elections are just 17 days away. Each party is allowed to send you one piece of literature, at zero cost, during the campaign using your information from the electoral roll.
The junk mail market has collapsed with the advent of new data laws, so it may actually be possible to identify the leaflets in amongst the rest of the post.
How I miss catalogues for non-stick pans and vacuum-sealed storage. They were simpler times.
So, the electorate is now receiving leaflets. Apparently to much shock and despair. Because a great number of people are developing elaborate ways to demean or destroy post from Nigel Farage’s nascent Brexit party.
Not quite “the fear of God” Farage said he would put into MPs.
Hey big @Nigel_Farage
Thanks for the leaflet but I’d rather rub glass in my eyes pic.twitter.com/47MIMc3s9v
— Robbie (@Robbie_McMullen) May 3, 2019
Hi @brexitparty_uk I received your campaign leaflet, but unfortunately it accidentally fell into my shredder @FellowesUK @Nigel_Farage @NathanGillMEP @james_gethin @Europarl_EN #EuropeanElections pic.twitter.com/wVovWyYfLW
— Caerwyn 🏴 (@CaerwynWJ) May 2, 2019
Dear @brexitparty_uk
You’re one of the reasons politics is broken.Rather than send your claptrap leaflet to my postbox, just send it straight to my recycling bin. pic.twitter.com/4v6DozAx2j
— Michael Christodoulou (@michaelchristod) May 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/Toffeetim/status/1124651544035635200
@brexitparty_uk this is your leaflet burning on my fire. How have you got my address to send it to me, as I would never have provided it to you. pic.twitter.com/SVz2AQtc34
— Elizabeth Kelly MW (@BethKellyMW) May 3, 2019
Brexit Party leaflet came through my door this morning, luckily my dog took care of it. #StopBrexitSaveBritain #PeoplesVote pic.twitter.com/Hc3mFKTciV
— James (@mancalledjames) May 3, 2019
Told the dog off for ripping up the post then saw it was a Farage leaflet pic.twitter.com/UBS7LbZwgy
— Noposhsports (@Noposhsports) May 2, 2019
Have a lovely weekend Jess. Love the kitchen roll on the table, just like my house. Here's my furry Pomeranian grandson eating Farage's leaflet! X pic.twitter.com/NicXNEsrnZ
— Lorraine Barrett (@LorrBarrett) May 5, 2019
Thank you @BrexitParty_UK We just run out of toilet paper. Luckily you sent your leaflet just in time. Based on the shape and content, it's perfect for the toilet roll. I knew I could trust @nigel_farage in time of need! Hello @TheIndGroup @InLimboBrexit @Peston pic.twitter.com/uK4yHkDD3v
— Mikko – I predict a riot (@MikkoE17) May 3, 2019