Are you the sort of person who consistently gets fed up with people who only ever go to the pub at Christmas?
You know, the types who show up in their Christmas jumpers, deliberate for ages over the menu and order the most elaborate rounds, usually with at least three ‘festive’ drinks that take ages to make.
Well there’s a phrase to describe them, and it’s doing the rounds on Twitter – #ChristmasPubC***s.
It’s the last Friday before Christmas, and the warnings have come early.
https://twitter.com/squittered/status/677556426798182400
If you’re wondering what sort of stuff people take umbrage with, here’s an example.
'Oh I didn't see a table number. Not sure if he wants chips or peas -i'll go and ask. Can we also have 4 expressos'#christmaspubcunts
— Gerry Pimm (@gerrypimm) December 17, 2015
Shouting back from the bar, everyone's order to show you are in a big Christmas group #christmaspubcunts
— Luke Sixsmith (@lsix83) December 18, 2015
Yes, these people really exist.
https://twitter.com/ljeko67/status/677895180649910273
Just look at them…
THEY'RE HERE #christmaspubcunts pic.twitter.com/BeodWkmbIz
— The Holy Goat (@danlayton) December 18, 2015
At least they’re not all ordering extravagant drinks.
https://twitter.com/Nathski22/status/677918648942637056
And remember…
https://twitter.com/yakhunt/status/677902968126119936