Let’s start with a little survey, where’s the worst possible place to tellĀ a sex joke?
If you said ‘at the dinner table with family’ or ‘in the middle ofĀ performingĀ a medical exam’, we can only assume you didn’t even consider ‘on stage at the Conservative Party Conference’ as an option.
Of course, as has already been established with some of his policies, David Cameron doesn’t give a sh*t about people’s opinion of him.
So it should come as no surprise that he broke out this little nugget while addressing his party in Manchester.
DC on Richard Murphy, Corbyn's guru:"His book is actually called The Joy of Tax.Iāve read it. Itās got 64 positions,and theyāre all wrong".
— Patrick Wintour (@patrickwintour) October 7, 2015
Those not cringing at the PM’s efforts to reclaim banter might – if being very generous – dismiss the comment as a ham-fisted attempt at a soundbite.
But not everyone was fooled by this particular diversion tactic…
Subtext: I am a virile man who has normal sexual relations with my wife and definitely NOT with dead livestock
— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) October 7, 2015