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21 Savage is secretly British and it’s likely that he’s not alone

Lifestyle

21 Savage is secretly British and it’s likely that he’s not alone

By Ciara Knight

My proposal to bring the hugely successful Fyre Festival to the UK

Lifestyle

My proposal to bring the hugely successful Fyre Festival to the UK

By Ciara Knight

Analysing every emasculating element of Daniel Craig being photographed carrying his baby

Satire

Analysing every emasculating element of Daniel Craig being photographed carrying his baby

By Ciara Knight

Mourinho delaying Ivan Perisic deal until finding out how he reacts to being snubbed for months

Sport

Mourinho delaying Ivan Perisic deal until finding out how he reacts to being snubbed for months

By Wayne Farry

Neymar confident he can seal PSG move with two-footed lunge at Messi’s head

Sport

Neymar confident he can seal PSG move with two-footed lunge at Messi’s head

By Wayne Farry

JOE’s Transfer Digest – Man Utd fan starting to believe Lukaku isn’t a fraud after goal in pre-season friendly

Sport

JOE’s Transfer Digest – Man Utd fan starting to believe Lukaku isn’t a fraud after goal in pre-season friendly

By Wayne Farry

Trump insists Mexico wall must feature fake painted tunnels to ‘trick bad guys to run into them’

Politics

Trump insists Mexico wall must feature fake painted tunnels to ‘trick bad guys to run into them’

By @hrtbps

JOE’s Transfer Digest – Jurgen Klopp to buy new TV just to remind himself what a successful purchase feels like

Sport

JOE’s Transfer Digest – Jurgen Klopp to buy new TV just to remind himself what a successful purchase feels like

By Wayne Farry

Arsenal fan in shock after losing online poll for first time in life

Sport

Arsenal fan in shock after losing online poll for first time in life

By Wayne Farry

JOE’s Transfer Digest – Dele Alli turns up at Eric Dier’s house to convince him to stay at Spurs

Sport

JOE’s Transfer Digest – Dele Alli turns up at Eric Dier’s house to convince him to stay at Spurs

By Wayne Farry