To hell with sweets.
Halloween is a time when ghouls, evil and villainy reign supreme. As a society, the Halloween weekend sees us seeking out horror stories and frightful delights because for a brief period of time, we cast away the heroes and revel in the unspeakable evil of Michael Myers, Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees.
One man is making a stand for the heroes though, and and he’s doing it with rotisserie chickens.
You’ve probably received fruit or nuts while trick-or-treating, but we’re confident in saying that this has never happened to you.
im giving out rotisserie chickens to trick or treaters tonight pic.twitter.com/XqAjAiz78b
— mr nesquik (@boner_tricks) October 31, 2016
Naturally, some people felt that there was something fowl about this story.
excuse you, i spent $835 on rotisserie fucking chickens
— mr nesquik (@boner_tricks) November 1, 2016
This eggcellent story was proven to have more than just a nugget of truth though.
https://twitter.com/sIamdunc/status/793232755979128832
Take a bow rotisserie chicken man, you’re clearly the Halloween hero that we all need.
https://twitter.com/astroIoser/status/793398008272523266
https://twitter.com/FUCKINGWRECKER/status/793585068333760512
https://twitter.com/emmlockk/status/793634859797221376
https://twitter.com/SophDaman/status/793659526872494080
https://twitter.com/electrapng/status/793690936647778304
